December 2009
36 posts
20 Nerdy Pick-up lines
emonerdcorp:
nerdygirllove:
1. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
4. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
5. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental...
“I just find it amusing that you came from somewhere.”
– Gross Point Blank
